the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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A message from Anonymous
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?
A reply from awkwardvagina

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT