im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.
sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny
yeah sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m editing my theme for like four hours
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
love her
FITCH PLEASE
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
